Weekend away!

D and I have a rare weekend to ourselves coming up. Children with grandparents from Friday afternoon, hotel booked in a random city that's not too far from the grandparents (so collection on Sunday won't be too big a chore).

It's out 10-years-together anniversary so we're planning good food, good drink, late morning lay-ins and a lot of sex.

When we were discussing where to stay D asked her Facebook friends for suggestions and one was a city neither of us had been to before. D did a little googling and said "There's a swingers club and a lot of gay bars there."

Given the romantic weekend vibe I didn't think that'd be what we were going for so said, "You wouldn't want to do anything like that on our anniversary though right?" She agreed not.

But I'm secretly hoping that either Friday or Saturday night, after a few drinks, she'll suggest we go and find a guy to pull. We did try it once before, but found ourselves in a gay club full of people with their own little groups and felt too much on the outside.

D's always like to idea of seeing me with a guy - at least as a fantasy, I guess if she were that keen we'd have made it happen by now! But the idea of watching me kiss and have my cock sucked by a guy does turn her on. Though I'd prefer to be the one sucking, I'd do it whichever way round she wanted!

So we'll see what happens. Maybe nothing? At the very least I'm packing her favourite rabbit vibe in our bag, the last few times that she's used it she's orgasmed a few times in a row then said "it feels like that could go on forever but I'm worried that I'll explode!" It sounded like the toy hits her G spot and she's describing the buildup to her ejaculating - something she's never done but I'd absolutely love her to achieve.

My ex wife used to squirt... only on those nights when we used to do drink and drugs (don't judge me!) and she used to get super horny.  I used to make her cum over and over with toys and fingers, either watching her squirt all over herself (reaching several feet) or even better taking a face/mouthful directly. It was the greatest aphrodisiac ever, a slick oily liquid that tasted of pussy. For anyone who doesn't think female ejaculation is a real thing I can assure you that it is. One night I asked her to pee on me just to prove to myself that that wasn't what was happening - and it was indeed totally different.

The squirting is the one and only thing I miss about my ex. I love sex with D, but if she ejaculated too it'd be the icing on the cake.

So I'm going to try to convince her that she should try "exploding", and will do whatever I can to help make it happen - though it sounds like her vibe will be all that's required.

Who knows, if I'm lucky I'll be tasting both genders' cum this weekend. Wish me luck!

Body hair

I like smooth bodies. Sorry to any bears out there but it's just my preference - male or female, I like a complete lack of body hair. Ok so underarm and legs on guys I can manage, but the rest....

Public hair is so... unclean? It just traps fluids and gets all matted. A brazillian strip is fine - man or woman; infact that's how I've trimmed myself for over 10 years now. Totally shaved doesn't really look right on a guy, but is definitely my preference on a woman - it makes oral such a lovely experience. D tells me she much prefers my strip to baldness, she likes something to provide some clit friction when we fuck.

And hair on the rear, when you're doing anal play it gets all matted there too and looks bad. Feels bad too, if you've got a lot around your orifice - getting hairs pulled in when your favourite cock/toy slides inside you is nasty! Despite shaving my front for years (all the way up to my neck), I very rarely shave behind. It itches too damn much for the first few days afterwards!

But damn it feels good. I used to do it regularly when I was single years ago, back when my bum was getting pretty regular cock. Hah, infact today or tomorrow is exactly 10 years since I last had gay sex. Sure D and I play with strap ons and I have my dildos/plugs too - but nothing's quite like having a real cock inside you. And when your rear's all smooth it feels so much... slicker? Just great.

Anyway, I did shave the night before last. No particular reason, just wanted to feel it again. And it am feeling it today!  I'm not sure which is worse - the 10 year itch from the absence of cock in my life, or the stubble itch! :)